HAPPY 25th CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god this hasnt been updated for such a long time ain sorry!!! )';!!!
theres more sounds in here because reicheru is blind so Im simulating what she's hearing at times.
i hope pple still read it. the story isnt over yet
to all my followers and fans NYA~ON!
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Chapter 25 - A Secret in the Rain


it was just a few months after Christmas. Reicheru still hadn't mobed back in with Denny-kun because she had no arms and eyes. (he didn't want to take care of a blind armless woman so their weeding is waiting)
Reicheru lie in her bed ashamed and sad. The sound of Denny's voice rand through her head "merrry me" it said. She couldnt' stop thinking about it. it was more beautiful than a baby bird, just hatched still tender and innocent.
A KNOCKING WAS AT THE DOOR...but, it was very late at night and peple comming didn't make any sense. she thought long and hard about it. Using her slight brain powers she lifted herself up from the bed and stood up.
Like a blind woman, she stumbled to the door going "Hold on who is it!" and a soft voice answered...

"I'm here to take care of you miss Ketsuekineko-Oni-sama..." it was a boys voice! he sounded so sweet, sweeter than the suger on a glazed doonut/
Reicheru's heart percked up - she heard that voice but where?

Her big fat breasts flooped as she ran into the door and said, "Well I guess I'll let you in. Who sent you?" her cute little nose wiggled.

Her furry ears picked up his voice and he yet again queitly said because he's the shy sort: "I'm...im...Amirru, last name wa Nekono-Umekigoe. You can call me Ami. i heard that you are Critically Crippled and in need of a servant. Or a hosueboy that can lend a hand."

Reicheru was confused for she had not sent out oa notice about needing a little boy to help her with her no-hands "sure. That sound good!" she unlocked the doa with her teeth and let the bloke in.
He was shaking and coughing, she could hear the secret rain pouring outside. The sounds of his feet wiping crap onto the welcome bat filled her trembling neko ears.

"may I get you some tea milady?" he smiled and cocked his head to the right.

"Yes Dozo" Reicheru thought but then her senses came to her, "wait, are you getting paid for any of this?"

"N-no!" the boy shook his arms like a todler shaking spaghetti on a fork, "this is all my own good will! I'm trying to get good karma."

"Oh is that all?"

"yes mam!" He took a pot of water and steemed it. "Sit down miss Ketsuekineko-Oni-Sama. I'll get you some sweet chamomille tea or maybe some green tea? Earl gary?"
Amirru said this as he took Reicheru byy the nubs and guided her to the couch and sat her down.

"Oh, Ami I think it'd love some Earl gray!" she smiled and sunk into the cousions that huged her body like seran wrap around curvy meatloaf.

As he was preparing Reicheru's Early gray tea, he asked her questions about her life because he was interested, like, "so what is life like for you? Whats happening?"

"I'm soon to be married to my boyfriend Denmark, but he doesn't want to marry me right now because I don't have any arms or eyes."

"He sounds gnarly! Why wouldn't he want to marry you because of that! you need a man to help you even walk." He delicatly tipped the teabag into the tea.

"Well it's nut just like that. He's been through a lot. I cheated on him with my old friend Inuyasha and had his child who turned out to be god then my dad who's trying to kill me stole my little girl and to try to get her back me and my angel half sister (Yuki Shinkuchi) went to the Temple of the Spirits to make ammends which meant pulling my arms off and gauging my eyes out to save my daughter and that didn't really work, so the other day he asked me to marry him and that's why he's stressed."

"Oh, well that is a lot." Amirru nodded and sighed. He smoothly took the tea over to Reicheru and put the cup up to her mouth. "Open your mouth and prepare to suck some hot liquids down."

They continued like that and chatted about her life. Then Reicheru asked, "Whats your life like Ami?" She could hear him smile and slightly laugh.

"Oh..." he said, "I've never known my mother or father. Well i knew who my mother was but I never got to really talk to her. Im sorry about your dad. He sounds like a real wanker."

"You are what you eat!" They both laughed. "he eats dick. What have you been doing with your life?"

"I was thinking of being a scholar and learning how to be very smart but then I just ended up as a butler. Ummm Im rather poor. Please just let me live with you in your nice house and I'll do anytihng you ask of me. ANYTHING."

"Of course! I wasn't saying no lol. Now please just take me to bed and that will be all for tonight."

"Alright!" and so he did. He helped her up the stairs and tucked her into her bed. "Oyasuminasai miss Oni-sama." he turned off the light.

"Nyan!" she purred herself to sleep.


It was early in the morning and the lights of the sun seeped in through the windows and shun upon Reicheru's sleeping petite face. The phone rang. It was loud and obonxious. She used her feet to pick up the phone and sat it by her head.
"Ugh hello?" she said, "who is it?"

"Oh its just my my darling." It was Denmark. His words spoke like sugar but his tone wasn't very happy. "Sleeping well without your arms?"

Reicheru laughed it off like a joke, "oh yea! When do I need them when I have a pillow? Heh." He nubs wiggled.

"What have you been doing today? Huh? What have you been up to?"

Reicheru was very confused like a chinese man in a place like england, "N....nothing? I haven't even woken up until now. Hey when will we get married?"

"When you get arms." and he hung up the foam.

"Nya! What the hell???" Reicheru cried bloody tears of pain and sorrow from her non existant eies. Suddenly the room to her door opened and someone came in.

"I just got back from shopping for you Miss Ketsuekineko-Oni. Here we've got parsely...onion...tomatoes...potatoes! Hey I can make us spaghetti tonight eh?" He took out a leek and smiled.

"I....I want to have arms again!!" Reicheru cried and flaied her nubs. "My boyfriend seems to really take that to heart like having no arms ruins his image of the perfect women for a perfect wedding. Maybe it's because I won't be so good in bed anymore..."

"Oh!" Amirru ran over to her and hugged her, "you still have your mouth don't you? even though its filled with cat teeth." he laughed but realized his joke was a little uneeded, "I'm sorry im trying to maek you feel better. Miss Oni I know just the girl I can housecall that can give you arms. Im a friend of her friend. She's done wonders for his arm."

"Oh~! Really?? You mean it???" she said groping his shirt.

"Hai. She's a little rough but I can make a house call and my friend will gladly pay her way over to Hapan. She'll make you a metal arm but I can ask her to put skin like material over it so it looks real besides the stitching at your joints. It'll move with your brain!"

"Can she get hear today?" Reicheru was smiling and a beautiful sparking tear of happiness rolled down her cheek. "Can she fix my eyes too???"

"Heh, one thing at a time. It would take a miracle. Now I'm going to make a call. She may arrive today but she could tommorrow so be patient!"

"Oh anything! Thank you so much Amirru! I'm glad you're my new bulter. this is the help i need."

Amirru went to the phone and dialed the number. CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK...RING...RING...RING.
"Yes hello I believe I know your friend. Yes. Yes. Ah huh. I was wondering if you could provide your service for my friend? Please make her two automail arms and include some highly durable skin like material to go over it?"
Reicheru could hear a woman spekaign on the phone and even though she couldn't see it, Amirru was smiling at her because he was getting the responses he needed.
"Sugoi! That's fantastic!...Amirru Nekono-Umekigoe...What did you say your name was mam? Winry Rockbell? We'll see you."